March 31, 2020
Ross and Jessie chat about why celebrities are becoming irrelevant during the COVID-19 quarantine, discuss Kate McKinnon starring as Carole Baskin in the new “Joe Exotic” scripted tv series, how bats are still being served and eaten in Chinese food markets, Jessie recounts a scary Crime Corner, and Ross explains his excitement for the Michael Jordan documentary “The Last Dance” debuting April 19.
March 30, 2020
Ross and Jessie discuss the canceling of the Khabib vs. Ferguson fight due to coronavirus, discuss Kim Kardashian’s quarantine tweets, how the livestreamed concerts lifted everyone’s spirits, Drake drops a family photo at the oddest time, Ross explains why he has built up an immunity to seltzers, and why there is some good news amidst the coronavirus quarantine.
March 27, 2020
Ross and Jessie discuss how Boris Johnson has now tested positive for Coronavirus, why rich celebrities are winning at the COVID-19 quarantine game, why bread making is a surefire sign of underlying depression, the two go through famous last words, discuss what their preferred execution styles are, and why Orbitz always gives you the worst hotel and rental car possible.
March 26, 2020
Ross and Jessie discuss how Tekashi69, Cosby and Weinstein are trying to use the Coronavirus to get out of prison, discuss how first responders across the country are calling for people to get back to work, the importance of supporting your local businesses during the shutdown, discuss how there are a staggering 3.3 million unemployed Americans, cover Cardi B stupid Instagram video, why every Trader Joe’s is full of sexual energy, and Mickey J Paulk(meth squirrel guy) gets out of jail.
March 25, 2020
Ross and Jessie go live from the bunker and discuss how Prince Charles contracted coronavirus, the difference between normal rich people and annoying rich people, how Governor Cuomo is acting out for his own political interests, discuss the Swiss hotel offering free coronavirus test kits, Ross explains why no local meteorologist is normal, and Jessie ends the show with an exotic animal crime corner in Joe Exotic spirit.
March 24, 2020
Ross and Jessie recap their binge of the Netflix documentary series Tiger King, explain why celebrities like Madonna don’t need to share their personal lives during the coronavirus outbreak, go through a list of the hottest 60 year old celebrities, talk about the second emerging virus coming out of China, and discuss possible long term ramifications of the COVID-19 induced national shutdown.
March 23, 2020
Ross and Jessie go live and discuss why the Quarantine 15 pound is real, are psychics delusional or based in reality, the hype surrounding Tiger King Netflix documentary, how the magic of Fantasy Island shaped Ross as a kid, and the two say a final farewell to the legend Kenny Rogers.
March 20, 2020
Ross and Jessie are live discussing the complete state SHUTDOWN of California and New York with governors from PA, OH, and NJ scheduled to make announcements in an hour. Jessie talks about her parents in California, we discuss Evangeline Lilly not giving an f**k and whether or not other Americans will either after a certain amount of time.
March 19, 2020
Ross and Jables react to the cringy celebrity “Imagine” sing-off, discuss that a Cats movie cut with CGI buttholes exists, recreate “Walking In Memphis” as “Walking In Wuhan” in light of the Coronavirus spirit and end the show with a Crime Corner covering a German crossbow sex cult. Stay tuned for the Cats Movie Butthole cut screening!
March 18, 2020
Ross and Jessie discuss whether or not cabin fever has set in, why all of Ross' friends are texting pics of guns, the show is broken into by President Trump, what Ross and Jessie wish they hoarded more of, the Reddit conspiracy of Oprah and Tom Hanks, and why Matthew McConaughey has the best Instagram in town.