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Episode 416 - SNL Is Cancelling Comedy Now

Episode 416 - SNL Is Cancelling Comedy Now

September 17, 2019

Ross and Jessie discuss the return from the cruise, how Saturday Night Live fired a new cast member for "racism", the return of Saved By The Bell and Punky Brewster, the new Breaking Bad movie, the Anthony Bourdain estate selling 200 items, and what dead memorabilia you would want.

Episode 415 - Keep Austin Weird

Episode 415 - Keep Austin Weird

September 16, 2019

Ross is joined by special guest Dan Hollaway as they travel to Austin, Texas for a "Bourdain" style show with an eclectic group of Austin artists.

Episode 414 - Get Your Dramamine Ready!

Episode 414 - Get Your Dramamine Ready!

September 12, 2019

Ross and Jessie are live in Houston to discuss the little lady "Jables" who is ready to party on the cruise, why Alyssa Milano sat down with Ted Cruz for a gun debate in Washington, how Will and Grace want to out everyone in Hollywood who gives money to Trump, the return of Billy Bush, and how Elizabeth Warren has supposedly grab the lead in the polls on the eve of the debate.

Episode 413 - Gator In My Jeans

Episode 413 - Gator In My Jeans

September 10, 2019

Ross and Jessie discuss Jabes' fears of going on a cruise finally coming to life, why Ross is one of the best in the business at day drinking, Adele dropping a new album, the Amazing Jonathon documentaries, and Jessie drops an all-time favorite "Crime Corner".

Episode 412 - Don’t Breed Shame Me

Episode 412 - Don’t Breed Shame Me

September 8, 2019

Ross and Jessie discuss can't stop talking about the emotional support horse on the plane, adults who drink Coca Cola past their mid-thirties, how a kid went blind after eating nothing but french fries and Pringles, and Jables is back with one of the craziest "Crime Corners" ever!

Episode 411 - The Emotional Support Horse

Episode 411 - The Emotional Support Horse

September 4, 2019

Ross and Jessie discuss the new hurricane Dorian rolling into town, the soon to be deaths of your favorite rockstars, the new spiritual Kanye West album coming out, and the woman who brought her support horse on an American Airlines flight from Chicago.

Episode 410 - New York Times Best Selling Author Ross Patterson

Episode 410 - New York Times Best Selling Author Ross Patterson

September 3, 2019

Ross and Jessie discuss making the New York Times best seller list for THANK YOU FOR MY SERVICE, what it's like being #1 in the world, the new Dave Chappelle standup special where he goes for broke, what to tell your kids about school shootings, and the celebration of life at The Olive Garden.

Episode 409 - We Go Deep Inside Of Us

Episode 409 - We Go Deep Inside Of Us

August 29, 2019

Ross and Jessie discuss the Amazon rain forests burning down, Ross wonders why we can't live in a bio-dome, how the government considered if you can you drop a bomb in the middle of a hurricane, why Liv Tyler should be the last person you see on tv if the world is going to end, and we go down the rabbit hole of life in a weird introspective show.

Episode 408 - The Holy Land Experience

Episode 408 - The Holy Land Experience

August 26, 2019

Ross and Jessie discuss why everyone in Orlando, Florida knows Casey Anthony, the "Medieval Times" themed restaurant that features Jesus Christ, why social media companies might be turning us all into human credit scores, why Taylor Swift keeps winning over and over, and Jables is back with an all new "Crime Corner".

Episode 407 - The Castration App

Episode 407 - The Castration App

August 25, 2019

Ross and Jessie discuss Ross' recent book tour at Fort Bragg, the upcoming trip to the opening of the college football season, Paz De La Huerata's meltdown in court over Harvey Weinstein, how awesome this season of "Hard Knocks" on HBO is, and why castration exists as a sexual fetish in an all new "Crime Corner".