Ross Patterson Revolution!
Episode 365 - The Lesbian Theory

Episode 365 - The Lesbian Theory

May 19, 2019

Ross and Jessie discuss why Jessie should have been a lesbian, the death of Grumpy Cat, why Chip and Joanna Gaines are too cool for J-Lo, Robert Pattinson being cast as the new Batman, and why TMZ is constantly trying to kill Ric Flair.

Episode 364 - Summer Of Swayze

Episode 364 - Summer Of Swayze

May 16, 2019

Ross and Jessie discuss his new Patrick Swayze "Point Break" summer haircut, how a 17 year-old kid from St. Louis broke a massive news story about a presidential candidate, why Burger King is now delivering Whoppers to you in LA traffic, the new Elton John movie, and why Britney Spears' manager doesn't think she should perform ever again. 

Episode 363 - They’re Putting Beds In Theaters?

Episode 363 - They’re Putting Beds In Theaters?

May 14, 2019

Ross and Jessie discuss Sweden putting actual beds inside of movie theaters, Kawhi Leonard hitting the Game 7 buzz beater, Kim Kardashian freeing 17 prisoners, and if there is a full time "fun" job.

Episode 362 - Musky In The Tesla

Episode 362 - Musky In The Tesla

May 12, 2019

Ross and Jessie discuss the couple who filmed themselves having sex in a Tesla on autopilot driving down a freeway, why the co-founder of Facebook thinks it needs to be destroyed, Jeff Bezos recently new spaceship to the moon, why penis extensions are a bad idea, and Chris D'Elia on the new Eminem song.

Episode 361 - 23andMe In Pangea

Episode 361 - 23andMe In Pangea

May 9, 2019

Ross and Jessie discuss babies with old names, the "real 23andMe", why a bunch of rich Silicon Valley dicks invented a water company called Liquid Death, why no one cares about Trump's taxes, and Jessie finally gives in that the Meghan Markle birth was real. 

Episode 360 - Can I Sleep In Your Driveway?

Episode 360 - Can I Sleep In Your Driveway?

May 7, 2019

Ross and Jessie discuss the creepy delivery drivers who asked to sleep in our driveway to drop off a table, the ridiculousness of the Met Gala, a fictional teen drama set in war torn countries, and Dane Cook sending his brother to jail.

Episode 359 - Twins!

Episode 359 - Twins!

May 5, 2019

Ross and Jessie discuss that the conspiracy that the new Royal baby is faked, Jessie has an a fear of identical twins holding hands, the dude who scales mountains without harnesses, actors still being able to play autistic, and why 50 Cent has an amazing Instagram.

Episode 358 - Are We Living In A Simulated World?

Episode 358 - Are We Living In A Simulated World?

May 3, 2019

Ross sits down with renowned MIT scientist Rizwan Virk, author of the best selling book "The Simulation Hypothesis" to discuss the possibility that we are all living in simulated world and that movies like "The Matrix" could be real.  Buckle up.

Episode 356 - Johnny Rotten Hates Poor People

Episode 356 - Johnny Rotten Hates Poor People

April 30, 2019

Ross and Jessie discuss Vince Vaughn in serious movies, how terrible endings to tv shows ruin your life, Johnny Rotten rages against the punk rock homeless now that he's rich, the Empire cast signing a petition to bring back Jussie Smollett, and Jables goes into "Overtime".

Episode 355 - Don’t Give Me A Guildan

Episode 355 - Don’t Give Me A Guildan

April 28, 2019

Ross and Jessie discuss the NFL Draft in Nashville, Taylor Swift and Bruce Springsteen dropping new music on the same day, Ross explains his hatred for Guildan t-shirts, Jessie rages on people with fake "stigmas".