Ross Patterson Revolution!
Episode 443 - That One Disgusting Friend

Episode 443 - That One Disgusting Friend

November 19, 2019

Ross and Jessie welcome that one disgusting friend to the show; Jarred Taylor.  They discuss his sex life, why you can't just take random girls on vacation, the one that got away, a "Trainwreck" reality show idea involving 3 layovers, a donkey ride, and a train.  Buckle up for this one, it's exactly what you hoped for. 

Episode 442 - Green VS Blue Text Messages?

Episode 442 - Green VS Blue Text Messages?

November 17, 2019

Ross and Jessie discuss why he desperately wants the old school Motorola RAZR flip phone that is about to be re-released, why Apple users shame you on your text message colors and why green or blue matters to people, why Ross thinks Steve Jobs is actually alive and is secretly used as a hologram, why NBC, ABC, and CBS are breaking in to cover the impeachment hearings and killing daytime television, Ross rants on the Steelers/Browns helmet smashing incident, and Jables is back with an all new Crime Corner!

Episode 441 - Richard Gere Pre-Gerbil?

Episode 441 - Richard Gere Pre-Gerbil?

November 14, 2019

Ross and Jessie discuss the disappointment behind John Legend winning sexiest man of the year in People magazine, why the FCC can't stop Ross from going live on air running on the school board, Kanye West performing with Joel Osteen on stage this weekend, why seeing the Mona Lisa is going to get harder, and Jables drops the worst "Crime Corner" in show history.

Episode 440 - Jessie Vs Traeger

Episode 440 - Jessie Vs Traeger

November 12, 2019

Ross and Jessie discuss the Disney+ app dropping last night, we discuss the Dr. Phil episode with the 30 year old Ukranian dwarf which has divided the Patterson household, Jessie is getting a Taeger grill to smoke a Thanksgiving turkey, and T.I discussing taking his daughter to the gynecologist to see if she's still a virgin.

Episode 439 - Butter And Noodles

Episode 439 - Butter And Noodles

November 10, 2019

Ross and Jessie discuss Ross' paranoia about texting and whether people are recording things, the art of taking an internet comment too far, how to properly end a text conversation so people won't text back, the possible comeback of Meghan Kelly, why Jessie doesn't consider Matt Damon a "daddy", Bill Murray filling out a job application at PF Chang's in the Atlanta Airport, and Jessie's cooking show where she only eats butter and noodles in other countries.

Episode 438 - Grow A New Husband

Episode 438 - Grow A New Husband

November 7, 2019

Ross and Jessie discuss Keanu Reeves dating what appears to be an older woman who Ross thinks is Helen Mirren, Matthew McConaughey joining Instagram in the most "McConaughey" way possible, Aaron Hernandez's gay lover writes a book which involves another unsolved murder, James Dean is going to be CGI's into a new movie, would Jessie choose to grow a new husband in the event of Ross' death, and Jables is back with an all new "Crime Corner."

Episode 437 - The Ukrainian Dwarf Is Back!

Episode 437 - The Ukrainian Dwarf Is Back!

November 4, 2019

Ross and Jessie discuss Ross losing his first Championship as a head coach, the 22 year old Ukranian woman who posed as a 6 year old orphan, Ross and Jessie being shadow banned on Itunes, how Trump wasn't actually booed at UFC, why Cuba Gooding Jr. needs to stop grabbing a**, and Jables is back with an all new "Crime Corner"!

Episode 436 - Houston We Have A Problem

Episode 436 - Houston We Have A Problem

November 3, 2019

Ross and Jessie discuss the House voting to move forward on impeachment hearings for Trump, why the critcs hate the new Apple TV Jennifer Aniston/Reese Witherspoon show, how Apple phones might move to a subscription base model, Aaron Sorkin penning an op-ed piece to Mark Zuckerberg in the New York Times, Jables wants to bring back old catch phrases, why celebrities are moving out of Los Angeles, and Ross tries to buy Jessie a "murder kit" from Ted Bundy.

Episode 435 - The Not So Spooky Halloween Show

Episode 435 - The Not So Spooky Halloween Show

October 30, 2019

Ross and Jessie discuss Jables mad pumpkin carving skills, why you should never trust a homeless man with a goatee, medicine that causes your taint to get infected as a side effect, Jessie reads off her infamous Halloween creepy one-liners, Ross dreams of a haunted house full of strangle-bation victims, and people are raging against child's insensitive Halloween costumes.

Episode 434 - There’s A Fire In Them Hills

Episode 434 - There’s A Fire In Them Hills

October 29, 2019

Ross and Jessie discuss the wildfires in California, an honest review of the new Kanye West all gospel album, Ross' trip to the Urgent Care late Friday night, booing Trump at the World Series after killing the leader of ISIS, the 2 flashers who pulled their tits out at the Game 5, the magic and simplicity of the "Hot Ones" show on YouTube, and someone sends in Ross a "Crime Corner".