Ross Patterson Revolution!
Episode 390 - Dat Nawleans Food!

Episode 390 - Dat Nawleans Food!

July 16, 2019

Ross and Jessie are live from New Orleans as they admit that they were completely wrong about Cajun food, they chat about why the Weather Channel sucks and how they caught them taking shots before going live on air, why Woody Harrellson is the new Bill Murray, and who watches men's doubles tennis.

Episode 389 - Heather Mills Fake Leg

Episode 389 - Heather Mills Fake Leg

July 14, 2019

Ross and Jessie discuss the possibility of Paul McCartney's ex-wife Heather Mills trying to sleep with Mick Jagger this weekend, commercials where Taylor Swift's music should go now that the catalogue is bought, Jeff Bezos divorce being finalized, what happened to the Doritos that made you crap your pants upon first bite, and why Ross is juiced the return of Supermarket Sweep.

Episode 388 - Let’s See Them Aliens!

Episode 388 - Let’s See Them Aliens!

July 11, 2019

Ross and Jessie discuss the Facebook campaign to storm Area 51 on September 20th, the man who was eaten alive by his own dogs, Ross gets offered hash at a gas station, why cable might make a comeback, and why the Kevin Spacey will ultimately be dropped.

Episode 387 - Sex With Pool Toys?

Episode 387 - Sex With Pool Toys?

July 9, 2019

Ross and Jessie discuss the US Women's team World Cup victory and why they should get paid the same as men, the guy who impersonated a police officer and pulled over a Deputy, the disappointing Big Little Lies 2nd season, why Jessie needs to see dead bodies in New Orleans, and finally a dude who thought he couldn't stop raping so he took his rage out on inflatable pool toys.

Episode 386 - 5th Of July Hangover

Episode 386 - 5th Of July Hangover

July 7, 2019

Ross and Jessie discuss the various stages of the 4th of July to the 5th of July hangover, Donald Trump's teleprompter going out at the parade, how to have sex with a mermaid, and why you should never post pictures of the actual fireworks.

Episode 385 - Ain’t That America

Episode 385 - Ain’t That America

July 4, 2019

Ross and Jessie discuss day drinking on the 4th leading to anal sex, why every social media app went down at once yesterday, Jessie's intervention for a friend that is too thin, friends who are into older women, and Jables is back with an all new "Crime Corner!"

Episode 384 - Taint Square Footage

Episode 384 - Taint Square Footage

July 2, 2019

Ross and Jessie discuss Taylor Swift losing her whole music catalogue to Scooter Braun for $300 million, Jessie and Ross review "Yesterday" film, why Ross loves to party on July 4th so much, and cringy artists from the late 90's that people secretly like. 

Episode 383 - On The Front Line For Kitties

Episode 383 - On The Front Line For Kitties

June 30, 2019

Ross and Jessie discuss the heat wave in Europe causing manure to explode, Jessie attends a Gala for cats, the wrap up of the 2 Democratic debates winners and losers, how New Jersey has overtaken Nevada for sports gambling, and how a lot of people are moving to Charleston. 

Episode 382 - The Prickly Heat

Episode 382 - The Prickly Heat

June 27, 2019

Ross and Jessie discuss Richard Branson going to space, the hatred for AT&T and Verizon, Ross walks his lap top into a bank, last night's Democratic debate, what weird videos you would pay people to do, and a listener sends in a jar of the hottest Gold Bond on the planet in which Ross puts it on his nuts live on air.

Episode 381 - Happy Bourdain Day!

Episode 381 - Happy Bourdain Day!

June 25, 2019

Ross and Jessie discuss Anthony Bourdain Day and why people are celebrating it, the James O'Keefe undercover bust of Google executives, why you shouldn't have to attend a friend's "second marriage", why Ross thinks Tori Spelling was the hottest OG cast member of 90210, and we try and track down the "meth squirrel" guy to get him on the show.