Episode 11 - It’s All F**king Fake!
February 28, 2017
Ross chats about the Oscars meltdown and getting cornrows for the first time.
Episode 10 - F**k Your Tiny House!
February 23, 2017
Ross rants about people who buy "Tiny Houses" on HGTV, why women really only need 5 cable channels, and how police were not welcome at an elementary school.
Episode 9 - A Hard Lincoln
February 22, 2017
In this episode Ross rants on President's Day, the NBA All-Star game, and his own horrific experience playing in a celebrity basketball game.
Episode 8 - Harrison Ford Killed My Dad!
February 17, 2017
Ross discusses losing a Super Bowl bet and getting a perm, how Harrison Ford could kill your Dad, and his hatred for The Bachelor.
Episode 7 - Dude You’re Getting Adele!
February 15, 2017
On this epsiode, Ross rants about the Grammy's, giving Adele a "big girl pass", and the ridiculous "RESIST" movement.
Episode 6 - That’s Jennifer Lopez’s Wine!!!
February 8, 2017
Ross Patterson dishes on working celebrity parties and how f*cking wild it was when he first started, including stories about Jennifer Lopez and Denzel Washington.
Episode 5 - No D**K Pics, No Apologies
February 8, 2017
Ross Patterson goes off on people who issue "public apologies" and he chats about why you can't get away with a sweet dick pic in today's world.
Episode 4 - The Trump Inauguration!
February 6, 2017
Ross Patterson discusses the Trump Inauguration and the people who looted the Starbucks.
Episode 3 - You Going To Coachella???
February 6, 2017
Ross Patterson breaks dow the fascination of Coachella, hippies, concert festivals, why some of your favorite bands suck, and how to get "Radioheaded".
Episode 2 - Hollywood Is Dead
February 6, 2017
Ross Patterson breaks down the entire list of movies coming out for all of 2017 and explains why Hollywood is dead.