Ross and Jessie discuss throwing their one year old a themed "Area 51st" birthday party and what it's like to keep a human alive for one year, explaining to people what you do for a living, why networks keep naming shows the worst names possible, and the gnarly Dale Earnhardt plane crash.
Ross and Jessie discuss The Crisley's getting arrested for fraud, the dirty secret of seminars, conservatives being left off the New York Times Best Seller list, what birthing is going to be like in the future, why Ross doesn't care about any generation beyond his great grand children, Jessie's love for Brendan Fraser keeps growing, and how many things a woman can stuff into her vagina.
Ross and Jessie discuss the man who died at a taco eating contest, Jables complains that she was born in the wrong era of the United States, knowing what age you can't do certain things in front of kids, we envision Harriet Tubman as a ninja for a biopic, and how the "Storm 51" has now turned into a music festival.
Ross and Jessie discuss Ross' new book "Thank You For My Service" coming out Tuesday, going to Olive Garden in Times Square, Ross' excitement for the new Natural Light hard seltzer, Jessie's chats about dating a professional foosball player, and the lottery winner who quit her job and took a dump on her boss' desk after winning $3M.
Ross and Jessie discuss why Disney is remaking Home Alone, how the dude from the Bachelorette started dating supermodel Gigi Haddid, we read Bachelor Paradise text messages live on air, why men shouldn't transfer head from the back of their head, Armie Hammer letting his kid sucking on his toes and videoing it, how it's Always Sunny In Philadelphia can become the longest running sitcom, the new "Granny" phase, and the new Impeachment Bill Clinton FX series.
Ross and Jessie are joined by special guest Dan Hollaway as they discuss the shocking death of billionaire pedophile Jeffery Epstein which was predicted on this show several months ago and the unusual circumstances surrounding his hanging.
Ross and Jessie discuss how you to properly judge the line you stand in to check out, the type of dude who marries someone from overseas, the kid who won $3 million dollars playing Fortnite, the art of "cubing", and the special request that Ross has for Jessie upon his death in an open casket sitch.
Ross and Jessie discuss the Indian boy born with 456 teeth in his mouth, Sly Stallone and Dolph Lundgren shopping a tv show, Marianne Willamson getting presidential support from Oprah, A$AP Rocky finally getting his freedom, IT 2 . having clown only screenings, Katy Perry getting popped for plagiarism, how The Rock and Vin Diesel count punches in action movies to make sure its "fair", and how Ross steals a nugget at the hot bar of every grocery store.
Ross and Jessie discuss the 2nd Democratic debate, why Mario Lopez shouldn't apologize for saying kids can't decide their gender, why Hannah B didn't deserve love on the finale of The Bachelorette, and the leaked racist conversation from Ronald Reagan and Richard Nixon.