Each week comedian Ross Patterson shares his wildly unique views on pop culture, entertainment, and sports as he’s joined by the world’s worst producer Jessie Wiseman. She’s easy on the eyes, but terrible on Google.
Ross and Jessie discuss the guns seized from Jake Paul's mansion and the rumor that there is a whole lot more, NC Governor Roy Cooper announces 5 mores weeks of shutdown, the new Shia Labeouf, LA mayor Eric Garcetti threatening to shut off electricity and water at parties, and Jables gives one more Crime Corner from our last show in North Carolina!
Ross and Jessie discuss the backlash against Oprah Winfrey, Mulan moving is moving to Disney+ for $30 on PPV, the magic of the "Thread" documentary on Netflix, why the week always turns to sh*t after Wednesday these days, and Jake Paul gets his house raided by the Feds.
Ross and Jessie discuss how Ross bravely fought off Hurricane Isaias last night with his bare hands, how The Bachelorette has turned into a nightmare for this upcoming season, Sean Penn marries a 28 year-old over Zoom, and why the bodycam footage from the police in the George Floyd case might lead to an acquittal.
Ross and Jessie discuss the bankruptcy filing of Men's Wearhouse, Jessie and Ross' carpet nightmare, Ross chats about the rape allegations against Bryan Callen, how The Ellen Show might replace her with James Corden, and how Microsoft is going to save the Tik Tok app.
Ross and Jessie discuss the death of Herman Cain from coronavirus, why Ross loves Godfather's Pizza, the Post Malone interview where him and Joe Rogan were on mushrooms, Jables gets ready to leave California, and Ross' college sh*t inside of heating vents.
Ross and Jessie discuss the "Jump Out Boys" who are awesomely snatching protestors off the streets into mini-vans, why Ellen Degeneres' A list friends are freezing her out, how AMC movie have shrunk down their theatrical movies to 17 days, why A&E is definitely bringing back "Live PD".
Ross and Jessie discuss whether people give a sh*t about the Emmy Nominations that were announced today, a real life "Crime Corner" in Wilmington, NC that involves $600,000, how Ross doesn't see genders anymore, why Tom Hanks needs a helicopter pad, and Kanye West now making the ballots on 5 different states.
Ross and Jessie discuss how half the Florida Marlins team came down with Covid and why the MLB might be cancelled, Ross goes to see Third Eye Blind at an "in your car" concert, Jessie finally gets her wish to go to her dream restaurant, and Tom Hanks gets citizenship in Greece fueling the internet rumors of his alternate lifestyle.
Ross and Jessie discuss the 10 additional podcast deals Spotify has signed including H3 Podcast, Rooster Teeth and others, Taylor Swift will be dropping a new album tonight, Snoop Dogg takes part in a Verzuz battle against DMX, there was word a Chris D’Elia and Bryan Callen Netflix special was in the works right before D’Elia’s sexual accusations, Jessie goes through a list of obvious gay celebrities, say hello to the newest NHL team: The Seattle Kraken, the mayor of Portland Ted Wheeler gets tear gassed after taking part in protests, and the two end the show by discussing why people are more willing to come out now against celebrities than ever before.
Ross and Jessie discuss Jables receiving an IV for her sickness LA style, Pfizer might have the cure for COVID-19, Kim Kardashian speaks out about Kanye West’s mental health issues, The Rolling Stones release a song from 1974 featuring Jimmy Page of Led Zepplin, Ross has an eerie feeling now that the election is upon us and things only seem to be getting worse, Lisa Marie Presley's son tragically kills himself, the Canadian CDC endorses glory holes in light of having safe sex during quarantimes, and Orlando Bloom mourns the passing of his dog Mighty by writing a beautiful eulogy and getting a tattoo of him.
