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Episode 492 - The Quarantine 15 (pounds)

Episode 492 - The Quarantine 15 (pounds)

March 23, 2020

Ross and Jessie go live and discuss why the Quarantine 15 pound is real, are psychics delusional or based in reality, the hype surrounding Tiger King Netflix documentary, how the magic of Fantasy Island shaped Ross as a kid, and the two say a final farewell to the legend Kenny Rogers.

Episode 491 - California Is SHUT DOWN

Episode 491 - California Is SHUT DOWN

March 20, 2020

Ross and Jessie are live discussing the complete state SHUTDOWN of California and New York with governors from PA, OH, and NJ scheduled to make announcements in an hour.  Jessie talks about her parents in California, we discuss Evangeline Lilly not giving an f**k and whether or not other Americans will either after a certain amount of time.

Episode 490 - Imagine… Being That Out Of Touch

Episode 490 - Imagine… Being That Out Of Touch

March 19, 2020

Ross and Jables react to the cringy celebrity “Imagine” sing-off, discuss that a Cats movie cut with CGI buttholes exists, recreate “Walking In Memphis” as “Walking In Wuhan” in light of the Coronavirus spirit and end the show with a Crime Corner covering a German crossbow sex cult. Stay tuned for the Cats Movie Butthole cut screening!

Episode 489 - Has Cabin Fever Set In??

Episode 489 - Has Cabin Fever Set In??

March 18, 2020

Ross and Jessie discuss whether or not cabin fever has set in, why all of Ross' friends are texting pics of guns, the show is broken into by President Trump, what Ross and Jessie wish they hoarded more of, the Reddit conspiracy of Oprah and Tom Hanks, and why Matthew McConaughey has the best Instagram in town.

Episode 488 - Jared Leto Didn’t Know???

Episode 488 - Jared Leto Didn’t Know???

March 17, 2020

Ross and Jessie discuss how Jared Leto just found out about the Coronavirus, how everyone has that one best friend who will survive an apocalypse, why Ross almost had to almost take out of an old lady at the liquor store last night after a coughing fit, and why the coronavirus definitely IS a Chinese virus.

Episode 487 - The Schools Are CLOSED

Episode 487 - The Schools Are CLOSED

March 16, 2020

Ross and Jessie discuss what's unfolding in the world from the corona bunker amidst school closings, stock market crashes and toilet paper shortages, Ross wonders who's going to be the next Jonas Salk and the two discuss why Italian refugees are fleeing to China of all places! One thing is for certain though, Kid Rock doesn’t care!

Episode 486 - Trump Declares National Emergency

Episode 486 - Trump Declares National Emergency

March 13, 2020

Ross and Jessie discuss Trump's Declaration of a national emergency for the Coronavirus, Ross tells the craziest story about him and Post Malone playing nude beer pong until 4am yesterday, and Jessie orders all the wrong types of food for a "Corona And Chill" party.

Episode 485 - Are We In A Ghost Town???

Episode 485 - Are We In A Ghost Town???

March 10, 2020

Ross and Jessie are live in Austin, Texas as SXSW has been cancelled and the city has been shut down on the eve of Ross' elusive Post Malone interview... that has been pushed yet again.  We also talk about Alex Jones getting arrested for a DWI, why Jessie thinks drugs are being hidden, and Ross gives himself the Revolutionary Figure Of The Day finally!!!

Episode 484 - Love Is Blind

Episode 484 - Love Is Blind

March 8, 2020

Ross and Jessie discuss the "Love Is Blind" reunion show from Netflix that has completely taken over, Ross rages about a man who is BBQ competition judge, and Jessie laughs off "International Women's Day".

Episode 483 - Joe Biden’s Huge Comeback

Episode 483 - Joe Biden’s Huge Comeback

March 5, 2020

Ross and Jessie discuss all the fallout from Super Tuesday including Joe Biden's huge comeback from the dead, how the DNC is trying to take down Bernie Sanders, why Elizabeth Warren needs to drop out ASAP, why Biden and Bernie might have to pick VP's before the convention, the reason behind delaying the new James Bond film, and how Amazon is trying to kill off every major publisher.