Each week comedian Ross Patterson shares his wildly unique views on pop culture, entertainment, and sports as he’s joined by the world’s worst producer Jessie Wiseman. She’s easy on the eyes, but terrible on Google.
Ross and Jessie talk about their first flight back to Austin, Antifa is causing detrimental damage to the cause of racial equality protests in American cities by inciting looting and property destruction, Tiger King’s Carole Baskin gains control of Joe Exotic’s 120 acre zoo property, Ross explains why drive-in theaters are popping up, and Jake Paul gets caught filming in a looted mall.
Ross and Jessie discuss the scrubbed of the SpaceX launch yesterday, riots ensue in Los Angeles as well as Minneapolis following the fallout of George Floyd’s death, Mark Zuckerberg calls out Twitter’s Jack Dorsey by stating he will not limit any of President Trump’s posts on his platforms, Jessie predicted Ellen is a nightmare now that it has come out on magazines, and Apple is funding and distributing the next big Martin Scorcese movie, and Doug Liman has been hired to direct the Tom Cruise outer space movie.
Ross and Jessie discuss Elon Musk’s baller move of launching his rocket at 4:20 tomorrow, the two talk about the upsetting death of George Floyd in Minneapolis and what can be done about it, the two describe what it would be like getting the “Moon Look” from a man whose been places you will never go like Buzz Aldrin, Twitter labels Donald Trump’s tweets with fact checks and President Trump lashes out at Twitter for doing so, and Jimmy Fallon apologizes for a 20 year old Chris Rock impersonation.
Ross and Jessie discuss why it felt like being let out of a cage this weekend with the re-opening of restaurants and public spaces, New York woman Amy Cooper is facing backlash after calling the cops on an African-American man asking her to keep her dog on a leash and then proceeds to strangle her dog with the leash, a new petition is making its way around to boot Donald Trump off of Twitter, Ross explains why astronauts need to be more pimpy, and the two talk about how Lauren Lapkus could be the new Jim Carrey.
Ross and Jessie discuss the re-opening of North Carolina and why it's not what it was cracked up to be, Joe Biden makes a little oopsie live on The Breakfast Club morning show with Charlamagne Tha God, ESPN teases a Tom Brady sports documentary after the immense success of “The Last Dance”, people are raging because state fairs are being canceled, and Jessie was not amused by Las Vegas’ new ad campaign to try to attract tourists during quarantimes.
Ross and Jessie discuss the casting of the new “Tiger King” film adaptation including Tara Reid and Nicholas Cage, Lori Loughlin aka. Aunt Becky gets sentenced to 2 months in jail plus a $150,000 fine, Ross explains why most lawyers are a**holes, and Ross talks about why the QAnon religion is becoming more popular in the United States.
Ross and Jessie discuss Joe Rogan’s multi-million dollar deal with Spotify, fans of American Idol are worried Ryan Seacrest had a stroke live on air while taping the season finale, WWE star Shad Gaspard drowns off of Venice beach while trying to save his son from drowning, and Jessie ends the show with a Melon Head Bandit Crime Corner.
Ross and Jessie discuss Nancy Pelosi’s comment about Donald Trump’s “morbid obesity” and warns against taking hydroxychloroquine, Elon Musk hints at moving his Tesla factory to Austin, Texas amidst the strict and neverending coronavirus shutdown in California, bachelorette Hannah Brown gets in trouble for saying the N-word on Instagram Live, and Jessie goes through a list of weird and somewhat disappointing names actors had before fame.
Ross and Jessie discuss why Jessie wants to live on 30,000 acres of land after finishing season 1 of “Yellowstone”, why Ross was left depressed after the finale of “The Last Dance”, the two talk about the latest COVID-19 vaccine that is showing promise, Chuck E. Cheese was caught selling their pizza under a different name on Grubhub, Pasqually’s Pizza & Wings, and they finished the show discussing Donald Trump’s hilarious campaign ads that lampoon Joe Biden.
Ross and Jessie discuss why it is impossible for adult men to watch Tik Tok, hackers seize 756 gigabytes of legal documents held at a $21 million ransom belonging to Facebook, Madonna, Lady Gaga, Elton John, LeBron James and others, Jessie explains why bringing food to 3rd world communities is hurting the local economy, and the two end the show with discussing why inviting Greta Thunberg on to the CNN Coronavirus Panel backfired on them.
