Ross Patterson Revolution!
Episode 715 - The Fake High School Football Team

Episode 715 - The Fake High School Football Team

August 31, 2021

A literal fake high school (Bishop Sycamore) somehow conned their way into playing a football game on ESPN against IMG Academy, Kanye West's new album Donda is actually great, and the possibilities of Drinkin' Bros opening a bar at the new studio. 

 

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Episode 714 - Justice For Bob Ross

Episode 714 - Justice For Bob Ross

August 26, 2021

The new Bob Ross documentary on Netflix gets real sexy and real weird, a Houston girl who looks like she should be in a sorority lit a couple on fire and killed the husband, Kanye West is changing his name to Ye, and for some reason Kristen Stewart is playing Princess Diana in a new movie.

 

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Episode 713 - Havana Syndrome

Episode 713 - Havana Syndrome

August 24, 2021

Kamala Harris’s staffers are experiencing Havana Syndrome after a trip to Vietnam, Mike Richards is officially canceled as the host of Jeopardy!, Ross finds out that Rolling Stones drummer Charlie Watts died live on air, and Ross recaps his and Giorgio’s tattoo bet over the Jake Paul vs. Tyron Woodley fight.

 

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Episode 712 - Don’t Forget Your Third Booster

Episode 712 - Don’t Forget Your Third Booster

August 19, 2021

The CDC is going to ask people to take a third COVID booster shot, the media is turning on Joe Biden over Afghanistan, Texas governor Greg Abbott got COVID, and Ross discovered Greg Gutfeld’s show on Fox News that is apparently crushing all the traditional late-night shows.

 

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Episode 711 - First Day Of School

Episode 711 - First Day Of School

August 17, 2021

Kids are going back to school in Texas without masks thanks to Governor Greg Abbott, Naomi Osaka cries at a press conference because someone asked her a question she thought was mean, Britney Spears posted on Instagram that she opened a door with her mind, Ryan Reynolds’ new movie ‘Free Guy’ looked awful but ended up being great, and Jessie called the ‘White Lotus’ finale.

 

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Episode 666 - The Goth Episode

Episode 666 - The Goth Episode

August 12, 2021

These are the best goth tattoos and the most goth ways to off yourself according to Goth Ross and Goth Jessie. The lost 666 Goth Episode finally sees daylight.

 

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Episode 710 - Andrew Cuomo Resigns

Episode 710 - Andrew Cuomo Resigns

August 10, 2021

New York governor Andrew Cuomo has officially announced his resignation over the sexual harassment allegations against him (after telling the world he isn’t a pervert, just Italian), the new Jeopardy! host Mike Richards has some old lawsuits from his time at The Price is Right dug up, and Truly seltzer ran out of aluminum cans for their seltzer.

 

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Episode 709 - South Park Gets A Mega Deal

Episode 709 - South Park Gets A Mega Deal

August 5, 2021

South Park creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone signed a $900 million deal to make 14 movies for Paramount+ and take their show into its 30th season, Kanye West is getting weirder and creepier every day that he lives in the bowels of Mercedes-Benz Stadium, Dr. Dre is a deadbeat dad, and Bill Gates goes on CNN to explain to Anderson Cooper how good of friends he was with Jeffrey Epstein.

 

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Episode 708 - A Catch With My Dad

Episode 708 - A Catch With My Dad

August 4, 2021

Kanye West is spending a million dollars a day to live at the Mercedes-Benz Stadium in Atlanta, Simone Biles explains why she dropped out of the Olympics for a week, Giorgio recounts his Steel Reserve blackout, and a spoiled rich kid gets duct-taped to his chair on a Frontier Airlines flight because he grabbed a flight attendant’s private parts.

 

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Episode 707 - Fred Durst’s New Look

Episode 707 - Fred Durst’s New Look

August 3, 2021

Ross and Jessie talk about Fred Durst’s new look, HBO and Netflix building offices in Austin, Simone Biles winning Bronze in her return to the Olympics, Matt Damon’s ill-advised article on using gay slurs, and New York Governor Andrew Cuomo refusing to resign despite the Attorney General announcing that he definitely sexually harassed women.

 

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