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Each week comedian Ross Patterson shares his wildly unique views on pop culture, entertainment, and sports as he‘s joined by the world‘s worst producer Jessie Wiseman. She‘s easy on the eyes, but terrible on Google.
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Tuesday Aug 31, 2021
Tuesday Aug 31, 2021
A literal fake high school (Bishop Sycamore) somehow conned their way into playing a football game on ESPN against IMG Academy, Kanye West's new album Donda is actually great, and the possibilities of Drinkin' Bros opening a bar at the new studio.
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Thursday Aug 26, 2021
Thursday Aug 26, 2021
The new Bob Ross documentary on Netflix gets real sexy and real weird, a Houston girl who looks like she should be in a sorority lit a couple on fire and killed the husband, Kanye West is changing his name to Ye, and for some reason Kristen Stewart is playing Princess Diana in a new movie.
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Tuesday Aug 24, 2021
Tuesday Aug 24, 2021
Kamala Harris’s staffers are experiencing Havana Syndrome after a trip to Vietnam, Mike Richards is officially canceled as the host of Jeopardy!, Ross finds out that Rolling Stones drummer Charlie Watts died live on air, and Ross recaps his and Giorgio’s tattoo bet over the Jake Paul vs. Tyron Woodley fight.
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Thursday Aug 19, 2021
Thursday Aug 19, 2021
The CDC is going to ask people to take a third COVID booster shot, the media is turning on Joe Biden over Afghanistan, Texas governor Greg Abbott got COVID, and Ross discovered Greg Gutfeld’s show on Fox News that is apparently crushing all the traditional late-night shows.
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Tuesday Aug 17, 2021
Tuesday Aug 17, 2021
Kids are going back to school in Texas without masks thanks to Governor Greg Abbott, Naomi Osaka cries at a press conference because someone asked her a question she thought was mean, Britney Spears posted on Instagram that she opened a door with her mind, Ryan Reynolds’ new movie ‘Free Guy’ looked awful but ended up being great, and Jessie called the ‘White Lotus’ finale.
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Thursday Aug 12, 2021
Thursday Aug 12, 2021
These are the best goth tattoos and the most goth ways to off yourself according to Goth Ross and Goth Jessie. The lost 666 Goth Episode finally sees daylight.
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Tuesday Aug 10, 2021
Tuesday Aug 10, 2021
New York governor Andrew Cuomo has officially announced his resignation over the sexual harassment allegations against him (after telling the world he isn’t a pervert, just Italian), the new Jeopardy! host Mike Richards has some old lawsuits from his time at The Price is Right dug up, and Truly seltzer ran out of aluminum cans for their seltzer.
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Thursday Aug 05, 2021
Thursday Aug 05, 2021
South Park creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone signed a $900 million deal to make 14 movies for Paramount+ and take their show into its 30th season, Kanye West is getting weirder and creepier every day that he lives in the bowels of Mercedes-Benz Stadium, Dr. Dre is a deadbeat dad, and Bill Gates goes on CNN to explain to Anderson Cooper how good of friends he was with Jeffrey Epstein.
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Wednesday Aug 04, 2021
Wednesday Aug 04, 2021
Kanye West is spending a million dollars a day to live at the Mercedes-Benz Stadium in Atlanta, Simone Biles explains why she dropped out of the Olympics for a week, Giorgio recounts his Steel Reserve blackout, and a spoiled rich kid gets duct-taped to his chair on a Frontier Airlines flight because he grabbed a flight attendant’s private parts.
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Tuesday Aug 03, 2021
Tuesday Aug 03, 2021
Ross and Jessie talk about Fred Durst’s new look, HBO and Netflix building offices in Austin, Simone Biles winning Bronze in her return to the Olympics, Matt Damon’s ill-advised article on using gay slurs, and New York Governor Andrew Cuomo refusing to resign despite the Attorney General announcing that he definitely sexually harassed women.
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