Each week comedian Ross Patterson shares his wildly unique views on pop culture, entertainment, and sports as he’s joined by the world’s worst producer Jessie Wiseman. She’s easy on the eyes, but terrible on Google.
Ross and Jessie break down whether or not the Cinnamon Toast Crunch/shrimp tail situation is real or fake, Jessie accidentally gives herself the nickname J-FIRE, Ross tells a story about getting in a fight with Devon Sawa at a Limp Bizkit album release party in 2000 in defense of Bert Kreischer — plus a Crime Corner and Jessie explains how to properly intimidate children.
Ross and Jessie are joined by rock star Barns Courtney to talk about his new album, how COVID affected his touring schedule, and then the mushrooms kick in... then Barns proceeds to tell us a 25-minute story about how Lindsay Lohan found him on her burner Instagram account and flew him out to Mykonos to have sex with him.
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Ross and Jessie are back in Los Angeles to let you feel the mean streets of L.A. as ghetto birds fly by, homeless people scream throughout, Vagabonds play '80s R&B from a bus stop, as Ross wears a shawl to get him through the chilly evening. Wild show.
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Ross and Jessie give their thoughts on the shootings at Asian massage parlors in Atlanta, Jessie goes in on Jared Leto being a terrible actor and also maybe the leader of a sex cult, Ross and Jessie break down the new gay Captain America -- plus Kanye West is a billionaire now.
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Ross and Jessie break down the latest episode of the ‘The Bachelor’ and how awkward it was to watch Rachael Kirkconnell be forced to apologize for being racist live on TV, Columbia University’s new graduation ceremonies that are segregated by race and income, Elliot Page’s Time Magazine cover, and A-Rod blowing it with J-Lo.
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Ross and Jessie give updates on how the reconstruction of their destroyed Texas home is going, Ross does a drunk Papa John impression while he and Jessie break down why it took so long for Papa to get the n-word out of his vocabulary, and Giorgio explains digital training cards — plus Jessie’s latest Crime Corner features a Weekend at Bernie’s-esque murder.
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Ross and Jessie give their thoughts on the Meghan Markle and Prince Harry interview with Oprah, Jessie breaks down every single thing she thinks Meghan Markle lied about, Ross rattles off the latest list of Disney films to be banned from Disney+ for being problematic, and Jessie admits she works out to Tekashi 6ix9ine.
Ross and Jessie get into the new racist controversy ruining ‘The Bachelor’ and getting host Chris Harrison canceled, why the hell apes at the San Diego Zoo are getting vaccinated before human beings, David Boreanaz having a jack sesh video leaked, and Meghan Markle’s latest drama with the Royal Family — plus a Crime Corner featuring a Spanish rapper who cut off a friend’s wang to go viral.
Ross and Jessie give their thoughts on Dr. Suess getting canceled, how gross the people interviewed in the OnlyFans documentary on Hulu were, and Chris Cuomo covering his brother Andrew Cuomo on CNN suddenly being a conflict of interest now — plus Ross and Jessie get the best birthday presents ever from Reuben.
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