Each week comedian Ross Patterson shares his wildly unique views on pop culture, entertainment, and sports as he’s joined by the world’s worst producer Jessie Wiseman. She’s easy on the eyes, but terrible on Google.
Ross and Jessie discuss the celebrity deaths that bummed them out the most in 2020, their favorite books and movies — Matthew McConaughey’s autobiography ‘Greenlights’ and the Michael Jordan doc ‘The Last Dance’ — plus they break down Sean Penn looking dead on cable news, Dwayne Haskins raging at a strip club with now make, and one last Crime Corner for 2020.
Ross and Jessie break down Meghan Markle and Prince Harry’s new Spotify deal and their podcast trailer, Twitter likely banning Trump on January 21st, Jessie’s love of cult and murder documentaries — and Heaven’s Gate specifically, how Tyler Perry gets his rocks off, and whether or not Tom Cruise is a good person.
Ross and Jessie explain the origin of Jimmy Tree Legs and Pinecone Day — the Christmas alternative holiday every child fears, Ross explains the Shia LaBeouf controversy he started over the weekend, Jessie reveals she’s been in two “death rides” with crazy ex-boyfriends, and Ross argues that stomping on mice for sexual pleasure is totally fine.
Ross and Jessie go hard Home Depot on how they’ve been screwing over Jessie on appliances, and if Ross walking in and fighting someone would solve the issue, plus they recap their night seeing Dave Chappelle and Joe Rogan’s show in Austin and listeners make Giorgio’s dreams come true by completing an impromptu fundraiser to send him to Friday night’s show with Fake Dan. Also, Jessie’s Crime Corner segment features video of a half naked, vomit covered girl freaking out on an airplane.
Ross’s new book ‘As the Sun Rises, It Dawns on Him’ for a few weeks (out now) because it’s too naughty, they dump on Apple for pretending they invented regular headphones with their new AirPods Max, talk about going to see Dave Chappelle and Joe Rogan tonight but having to get a nose swab to do it, and how Michigan has officially surrendered to Ohio State.
Ross and Jessie break down the media’s reaction to Trump’s 46 minute election tirade and how the news “covered” it, they take a dump on Austin mayor Steve Adler for telling people to say home while he was in Cabo, Jessie’s Crime Corner features a violent, masturbating Floridian — PLUS, did Jessie microdose Ross’s coffee this morning?
Ross and Jessie break down how thoroughly parenting during a pandemic sucks balls, Jessie encourages Ross to get a dark bodybuilder spray tan, Ross wonders why everyone in the world isn’t ready to murder China over COVID, and why Austin has the nicest drug dealers.
