Each week comedian Ross Patterson shares his wildly unique views on pop culture, entertainment, and sports as he’s joined by the world’s worst producer Jessie Wiseman. She’s easy on the eyes, but terrible on Google.
Ross and Jessie dress up for their annual "Halloween Spooktacular Show" as Jessie reads frightening Halloween stories, Ross finds his new kink, and the two discuss why domestic abuse is wrong on Halloween.
Ross and Jessie discuss Keith Raniere being sentenced to 120 years in prison, Justin Turner getting pulled mid-game during the World Series for testing positive for Covid then going back to party, Ross and Jessie discuss who they would risk it all for, and Jables is back with an all new "Crime Corner".
Ross and Jessie discuss how the confirmation of Amy Coney Barrett has Democrats demanding they "pack the court" and add more liberal Justices, Jessie does fake campaign ads for her favorite local politicians, how Reese Witherspoon might run for office, and why the new "Saved By The Bell" reboot looks great.
Ross and Jessie discuss watching the sex tapes pulled from Hunter Biden's laptop and why it is probably too late to make a dent in the election, why Sacha Baron Cohen waited too long to make the sequel to "Borat", the 60 Minutes interview with all the presidential candidates last night, and Ross explains why the state of Texas will turn blue within ten years.
Ross and Jessie discuss an acting class where a guy wrote a scene about polio, Rudy Giuliani showing up with his pants down in Borat, Iran sending fake emails about the Proud Boys, Jessie's weird obsession with Mexican artist Frida Kahlo, and why Jessie hates museums.
Ross and Jessie discuss the new "rules" for the final presidential debate tomorrow night which include muting mics and no mention of foreign policy, Jessie runs through her entire drug history as Ross questions Hunter Biden's poor man crack choice, the Pope is now allowing gay people to get married, and Jables is back with an all new "Crime Corner".
Ross and Jessie discuss Jeffrey Toobin caught masturbating live on a Zoom call with his co-workers, Ross breaks down his Top celebrity j-off moments, Troy Aikman gets caught popping off on a hot mic that he wants Biden/Harris, and Jeff Bridges announces he has cancer prompting Jessie to admit that he was her first "Daddy."
Ross and Jessie discuss the anxiety leading up to the election in two weeks, Ross rages on the Avengers cast doing a fundraiser for Joe Biden, why Chris Pratt has been "canceled", Ross and Jessie celebrate their 7 year anniversary today, and Jables goes all in for her love of crab rangoon.
Ross and Jessie discuss tonight's Trump and Biden dueling town hall events on two different networks at the same time, Ross cries over the Braves brutal loss last night, is the second wave of Covid coming or is it just the media, and Jables goes down the dark deep hole of the popular children's YouTube star "Blippi".
Ross and Jessie discuss Clare Crawley the new 39 year old Bachelorette and how she ruined the show for any woman in her late 30's, why people are fat shaming Billie Eilish, how it's time to give Amy Adams an Oscar so she can go back to looking normal again, the breaking news of Trump and Biden having separate Town Hall events on Thursday night on 2 different channels, and why Amy Coney Barrett will probably be confirmed next week.
