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Episode 590 - RIP Chadwick Boseman

Episode 590 - RIP Chadwick Boseman

August 31, 2020

Ross and Jessie discuss the death of Black Panther actor Chadwick Boseman, why Korean Pop is being forced on us, how the K-Pop band BTS is fake and probably created by the government, Ross rages on Spanish music and why it should be stopped, and why Ross wants to die to Rob Thomas and Santana's "Smooth".

Episode 589 - Ross Survives Hurricane Laura

Episode 589 - Ross Survives Hurricane Laura

August 27, 2020

Ross and Jessie discuss Ross fighting off another hurricane in Texas, the NBA+MLB+WNBA all collectively shut down over the shooting in Wisconsin, Ross and Jessie discuss the price that it would take to get branded, and RPR show producer Giorgio opens up an "Only Fans" account which he vows to show his penis.

Episode 588 - Bella Thorne Crashes Only Fans Site!

Episode 588 - Bella Thorne Crashes Only Fans Site!

August 26, 2020

Ross and Jessie discuss actress Bella Thorne making one million dollars in one day after signing up for "Only Fans", would you let your significant other have an Only Fans account, why Ross might have to fight another hurricane, Ross rages on why no one cares about the First Lady, and Jessie busts out a spot on Melania impression. 

Episode 587 - The Cocaine Convention

Episode 587 - The Cocaine Convention

August 25, 2020

Ross and Jessie talk about last night's kickoff of the Republican Convention aka "The Cocaine Convention", how Tyler Perry was able to fully reopen a studio on his own, the need for sex cults to be better, if Jessie would consider going on a cruise ship now that they are reopening, and Ross pitches a Mexican version of Yellowstone that takes place in East LA that revolves around one cable box being split amongst the community.

Episode 586 - So… About That Yellowstone Season Finale.

Episode 586 - So… About That Yellowstone Season Finale.

August 24, 2020

Ross and Jessie discuss the shenanigans of the Yellowstone season finale last night, the shooting in Kenosha, WI yesterday that spawned a riot, the end of Kellyanne Conway in the White House and George Conway's end at the Lincoln Project, Dana White goes HAM on Oscar De La Hoya, the 80's awesomeness of the new Killers album, and yes KIM JONG UN IS DEAD.

Episode 585 - Steve Bannon Arrested

Episode 585 - Steve Bannon Arrested

August 20, 2020

Ross and Jessie discuss the joy in witnessing someone's "Freak Out Day", Steve Bannon getting indicted for alleged fraud for the "Build The Wall" Gofundme campaign, serial killer John Wayne Gacy's house is for sale, and Ross has an awkward run in with the cleaning staff at the new office.

Episode 584 - I’m Joe Biden’s Husband!

Episode 584 - I’m Joe Biden’s Husband!

August 19, 2020

Ross and Jessie discuss Joe Biden's epic gaffe from last night's Democratic Convention, Jessie's struggles with online Zoom classes for our kids, the 80 year-old grandma who broke a cycling record and got popped for doping, the actress who took down the heads of Warner Brothers and Universal, and our producer Giorgio shares his love for REALLY old women.

Episode 583 - The Legend Of Big Mike

Episode 583 - The Legend Of Big Mike

August 18, 2020

Ross and Jessie discuss the weird Democratic Convention last night, the conspiracy theory that Michelle Obama is "Big Mike", why Ross wants to put a finger inside Brendan Frasier, why Hollywood is remaking "Trains, Planes, and Automobiles" with Will Smith and Kevin Hart, and we discuss Andrew Cuomo's nipple rings.

Episode 582 - The USPS Mailbox Hoax

Episode 582 - The USPS Mailbox Hoax

August 17, 2020

Ross and Jessie discuss the locked USPS mailbox hoax that is flooding social media from Burbank, Ryan Reynolds selling his gin company for $600 million, Jessie discusses how mom's are coping without their kids being allowed to go to school, the oldest American person alive turning 116 yesterday, and Ross' breaking point with wearing masks.

Episode 581 - The Real Life Clayton Bigsby

Episode 581 - The Real Life Clayton Bigsby

August 13, 2020

Ross and Jessie discuss the black man who was raised with a love for the Confederacy and could be the real life Clayton Bigsby that Dave Chappellle created, Jables gets pulled over on the way to the studio, the first press conference for Biden/Harris together, and we give you an all new "Crime Corner" about a man who thought he was invisible.

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