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Episode 539 - The Minneapolis Riots

Episode 539 - The Minneapolis Riots

May 28, 2020

Ross and Jessie discuss the scrubbed of the SpaceX launch yesterday, riots ensue in Los Angeles as well as Minneapolis following the fallout of George Floyd’s death, Mark Zuckerberg calls out Twitter’s Jack Dorsey by stating he will not limit any of President Trump’s posts on his platforms, Jessie predicted Ellen is a nightmare now that it has come out on magazines, and Apple is funding and distributing the next big Martin Scorcese movie, and Doug Liman has been hired to direct the Tom Cruise outer space movie.

Episode 538 - The Death of George Floyd

Episode 538 - The Death of George Floyd

May 27, 2020

Ross and Jessie discuss Elon Musk’s baller move of launching his rocket at 4:20 tomorrow, the two talk about the upsetting death of George Floyd in Minneapolis and what can be done about it, the two describe what it would be like getting the “Moon Look” from a man whose been places you will never go like Buzz Aldrin, Twitter labels Donald Trump’s tweets with fact checks and President Trump lashes out at Twitter for doing so, and Jimmy Fallon apologizes for a 20 year old Chris Rock impersonation.

Episode 537 - Amy Cooper’s Dog

Episode 537 - Amy Cooper’s Dog

May 26, 2020

Ross and Jessie discuss why it felt like being let out of a cage this weekend with the re-opening of restaurants and public spaces, New York woman Amy Cooper is facing backlash after calling the cops on an African-American man asking her to keep her dog on a leash and then proceeds to strangle her dog with the leash, a new petition is making its way around to boot Donald Trump off of Twitter, Ross explains why astronauts need to be more pimpy, and the two talk about how Lauren Lapkus could be the new Jim Carrey.

Episode 536 - Separate Tables At The Breakfast Club

Episode 536 - Separate Tables At The Breakfast Club

May 22, 2020

Ross and Jessie discuss the re-opening of North Carolina and why it's not what it was cracked up to be, Joe Biden makes a little oopsie live on The Breakfast Club morning show with Charlamagne Tha God, ESPN teases a Tom Brady sports documentary after the immense success of “The Last Dance”, people are raging because state fairs are being canceled, and Jessie was not amused by Las Vegas’ new ad campaign to try to attract tourists during quarantimes.

Episode 535 - Aunt Becky Pleads Guilty!

Episode 535 - Aunt Becky Pleads Guilty!

May 21, 2020

Ross and Jessie discuss the casting of the new “Tiger King” film adaptation including Tara Reid and Nicholas Cage, Lori Loughlin aka. Aunt Becky gets sentenced to 2 months in jail plus a $150,000 fine, Ross explains why most lawyers are a**holes, and Ross talks about why the QAnon religion is becoming more popular in the United States.

Episode 534 - Joe Rogan Got Paid

Episode 534 - Joe Rogan Got Paid

May 20, 2020

Ross and Jessie discuss Joe Rogan’s multi-million dollar deal with Spotify, fans of American Idol are worried Ryan Seacrest had a stroke live on air while taping the season finale, WWE star Shad Gaspard drowns off of Venice beach while trying to save his son from drowning, and Jessie ends the show with a Melon Head Bandit Crime Corner.

Episode 533 - Morbidly Obese???

Episode 533 - Morbidly Obese???

May 19, 2020

Ross and Jessie discuss Nancy Pelosi’s comment about Donald Trump’s “morbid obesity” and warns against taking hydroxychloroquine, Elon Musk hints at moving his Tesla factory to Austin, Texas amidst the strict and neverending coronavirus shutdown in California, bachelorette Hannah Brown gets in trouble for saying the N-word on Instagram Live, and Jessie goes through a list of weird and somewhat disappointing names actors had before fame.

Episode 532 - Hope Of A Vaccine?

Episode 532 - Hope Of A Vaccine?

May 18, 2020

Ross and Jessie discuss why Jessie wants to live on 30,000 acres of land after finishing season 1 of “Yellowstone”, why Ross was left depressed after the finale of “The Last Dance”, the two talk about the latest COVID-19 vaccine that is showing promise, Chuck E. Cheese was caught selling their pizza under a different name on Grubhub, Pasqually’s Pizza & Wings, and they finished the show discussing Donald Trump’s hilarious campaign ads that lampoon Joe Biden.

Episode 531 - Ransom For Lady Gaga!

Episode 531 - Ransom For Lady Gaga!

May 15, 2020

Ross and Jessie discuss why it is impossible for adult men to watch Tik Tok, hackers seize 756 gigabytes of legal documents held at a $21 million ransom belonging to Facebook, Madonna, Lady Gaga, Elton John, LeBron James and others, Jessie explains why bringing food to 3rd world communities is hurting the local economy, and the two end the show with discussing why inviting Greta Thunberg on to the CNN Coronavirus Panel backfired on them.

Episode 530 - Greta Thunberg Will Save Us Tonight

Episode 530 - Greta Thunberg Will Save Us Tonight

May 14, 2020

Ross and Jessie discuss why inviting Greta Thunberg onto the CNN Coronavirus Panel is not the brightest idea, Jessie goes through a round of “Do you remember” songs from the 2000’s with Ross inspired by the recent Tik Tok movement, the two share their weird celebrity encounters including Woody Harrelson and David Herman from “Office Space”, and Ross is really curious about the new #Obamagate that has been gaining steam on social media.