Each week comedian Ross Patterson shares his wildly unique views on pop culture, entertainment, and sports as he‘s joined by the world‘s worst producer Jessie Wiseman. She‘s easy on the eyes, but terrible on Google.
Ross and Jessie discuss why some d**k pics just don’t need to exist, what happens when the two run to the end of their Netflix queues, Hillary Clinton is lurking and she just won’t go away, Jessie wonders how two stand-up comedians stay married, and she ends the show with a “How I Met Your Mother” Crime Corner.
Ross and Jessie discuss Elon Musk’s comment “Free America Now” and the heat he is under for tweeting it, Jessie releases the breaking news that her new daddy is Kevin Costner, the two discuss how coloring up could make or break someone’s career as a public figure, Jay-Z sues youtube over a Deep Fake involving his voice, and the two end the show by discussing the craziness that is Facebook right now.
Ross and Jessie discuss how “Bad Education” has now proven Hugh Jackman’s true sexuality, Jessie still doesn’t believe UFOs are real despite the Pentagon’s latest released footage, Peter Weber and Kelly Flanagan from “The Bachelor” are fully dating, Post Malone holds an awesome Nirvana Livestream Fundraiser, Howard Stern Endorses Joe Biden, Michelle Obama releases a doc at an interesting and opportunistic time, and studio executives are rethinking where they are releasing movies in the future after the streaming sales numbers of “Trolls World Tour” of $100 million were released.
Ross and Jessie discuss why Jessie is world famous now because of her viral wine drinking video which has 13 million views, Kristin Cavallari and Jay Cutler are officially getting a divorce, Willie Robertson of “Duck Dynasty” falls victim to drive-by shootings, Ross exclaims his joy for Kim Jong Un’s probable death, the two discuss Dennis Rodman’s showcase in the Jordan documentary “The Last Dance”, Ross shares his runaway police chase story, and the two end the show with Hawaii extending their lockdown until May 31st.
Ross and Jessie discuss how the NFL Draft did not pan out as well as they would have liked it to, Lysol had to release a statement to protect themselves after Trump said that injections of sanitizer were helping people fight coronavirus, Ross is ready to eat Tide Pods, Jessie splits the show with a runaway dog Crime Corner, the two find out what happened to the Men’s Warehouse “You’re gonna like the way you look, I guarantee it” guy, and the two weigh in on the amount of pressure the country is putting on the reopening of Georgia, Tennessee and South Carolina. It better work!
Ross and Jessie discuss why racism wasn’t solved in “Green Book”, Trump weighs in on how opening hair salons and tattoo parlors might be too much right now, Jabes’ childhood crush of Warwick Davis from “Willow” remains a mystery, Jables covers a shot off penis Crime Corner, and the two end the show with going down the John and Lorena Bobbitt rabbithole.
Ross and Jessie discuss President Trump’s strong and warranted tweet regarding Iranian gunboat aggression, Bill Gates gets hacked and possibly exposed for Coronavirus trouble, Jessie goes down the rabbit hole with Bruce Willis and Demi Moore’s kooky relationship, Julianne Hough digs an increasingly deeper hole regarding her sexuality, Warner Bros is not feeling it with releasing movies in theaters, and Ross ends the show with the 3 year anniversary of Aaron Hernandez’s suicide.
Ross and Jessie discuss why celebrities and Zoom don’t go together, Kim Jong Un is apparently deathly ill, Georgia, South Carolina and Tennessee are set to fully open back up next Monday, Ross and explains why they miss Jeff Dunham, the unfortunate news of the cancellation of Oktoberfest, and Jessie contemplates sending her father toilet paper for his birthday amidst these crazy quarantimes.
Ross and Jessie discuss why masks are getting annoying, Ross unfolds the greatness of the Michael Jordan documentary “The Last Dance”, Amy Schumer changes her child’s name, gyms are starting to close due to lack of memberships, Ross explains why he won’t attend your wedding, and Jessie ends the show with crazy Crime Corner.
Ross and Jessie discuss Michael Bublé elbowing his wife during a livestream, Doctor Phil is under fire for his coronavirus statement and why he shouldn’t be, Ellen Degeneres’ crew is un a uproar about cut in pay, are chefs really as disgusting behind the kitchen door as people think, and Jessie leads out the show with a requested solo.
