Each week comedian Ross Patterson shares his wildly unique views on pop culture, entertainment, and sports as he’s joined by the world’s worst producer Jessie Wiseman. She’s easy on the eyes, but terrible on Google.
Ross and Jessie discuss the late date of Thanksgiving causing Christmas to be rushed in, the amount of toilet time you use after Turkey Day, Jables goes hard against Planet Fitness, Jessie gets a Traeger Grill and smokes her first turkey, Ross gears up for his run in politics, the genius of Martin Scorsese, and why Ross is finally over caring about seeing films in actual theaters.
Ross and Jessie discuss the death of the Australian koala "Lewis", Gwyneth Paltrow's ridiculous Christmas list, why Thanksgiving is Jessie's Super Bowl, how white Coldplay has finally turned into the political band you now hate, and how now Uber wants to record every single ride they pick up.
Ross takes a trip down memory lane as he sits down with his college best friend Ryan Rextis to discuss the "hamster story" never told, why everyone usually says college is the best time in their life, being locked in a room for 23 and a half hours during Hell Week, what fraternity hazing is really like and sadly why the Greek system is dead, taking a dump in a Wendy's Frosty cup, and why putting a full couch inside a shower is the greatest thing on earth.
Ross and Jessie discuss "Shart Gate" involving Eric Swalwell's epic fart live on air with Chris Matthews, the North Dakota campaign "Meth We Are On It", Jessie actually partying last night, the “Get Woke Go Broke” slogan that Hollywood Executives are saying behind closed doors, Elizabeth Banks saying that her new Charlie’s Angels movie tanking is reinforcement that men won’t pay to see women in action movies, and Post Malone renting out Hooters at 10am in Hollywood yesterday to celebrate life and the end of his tour.
Ross and Jessie welcome that one disgusting friend to the show; Jarred Taylor. They discuss his sex life, why you can't just take random girls on vacation, the one that got away, a "Trainwreck" reality show idea involving 3 layovers, a donkey ride, and a train. Buckle up for this one, it's exactly what you hoped for.
Ross and Jessie discuss why he desperately wants the old school Motorola RAZR flip phone that is about to be re-released, why Apple users shame you on your text message colors and why green or blue matters to people, why Ross thinks Steve Jobs is actually alive and is secretly used as a hologram, why NBC, ABC, and CBS are breaking in to cover the impeachment hearings and killing daytime television, Ross rants on the Steelers/Browns helmet smashing incident, and Jables is back with an all new Crime Corner!
Ross and Jessie discuss the disappointment behind John Legend winning sexiest man of the year in People magazine, why the FCC can't stop Ross from going live on air running on the school board, Kanye West performing with Joel Osteen on stage this weekend, why seeing the Mona Lisa is going to get harder, and Jables drops the worst "Crime Corner" in show history.
Ross and Jessie discuss the Disney+ app dropping last night, we discuss the Dr. Phil episode with the 30 year old Ukranian dwarf which has divided the Patterson household, Jessie is getting a Taeger grill to smoke a Thanksgiving turkey, and T.I discussing taking his daughter to the gynecologist to see if she's still a virgin.
Ross and Jessie discuss Ross' paranoia about texting and whether people are recording things, the art of taking an internet comment too far, how to properly end a text conversation so people won't text back, the possible comeback of Meghan Kelly, why Jessie doesn't consider Matt Damon a "daddy", Bill Murray filling out a job application at PF Chang's in the Atlanta Airport, and Jessie's cooking show where she only eats butter and noodles in other countries.
Ross and Jessie discuss Keanu Reeves dating what appears to be an older woman who Ross thinks is Helen Mirren, Matthew McConaughey joining Instagram in the most "McConaughey" way possible, Aaron Hernandez's gay lover writes a book which involves another unsolved murder, James Dean is going to be CGI's into a new movie, would Jessie choose to grow a new husband in the event of Ross' death, and Jables is back with an all new "Crime Corner."
