Ross Patterson Revolution!
Episode 421 - Damnit Bob!

Episode 421 - Damnit Bob!

September 29, 2019

Ross and Jessie discuss how Japan is testing out the option to buy seats away from babies on airplanes, Ross wants to record a techno song called "Damnit Bob", if starting a vegan diet can make you injury prone in professional sports, why Cook Out doesn't get the love Inn N' Out gets on social media, how the Boston Dynamics robots are now doing backflips, and how Martin Scorcese's new movie "The Irishman" clocks in at 3 hours and 30 minutes.

Episode 420 - The Essence Of Debauchery

Episode 420 - The Essence Of Debauchery

September 26, 2019

Ross and Jessie discuss the Donald Trump impeachment inquiry, how filthy politics in general has become, Jessie accidentally pepper-sprayed herself, how Natty Light hard seltzer has signed on with the Big 12 conference to serve college kids at games and now Ross wants to invent a man's hard seltzer called "Chainsaw Seltzer", Demi Moore's new book where she alleges threesomes ended her marriage, and Jables is back with a crowd pleasing "Crime Corner".

Episode 419 - Impeachment For Trump?

Episode 419 - Impeachment For Trump?

September 24, 2019

Ross and Jessie are live on air as the Donald Trump impeachment numbers came in, why Adam Sandler is finally doing the movie he should have, the 16 year old Swedish environmentalist who is trying to save the world, and why Joaquin Phoenix didn't apologize for playing the Joker. 

Episode 418 - A Magical Night In Austin

Episode 418 - A Magical Night In Austin

September 23, 2019

Ross and Jessie discuss their recent last minute trip to Austin, Texas (yes another one) and it was definitely "kept weird" again, why the Emmy's tanked last night, Jessie discusses hanging out with "Bridget The Midget" and her suitcase porn, and a Food Network star actually dying from a "heart attack" meal.

Episode 417 - Pattersons Vs Board Of Education

Episode 417 - Pattersons Vs Board Of Education

September 19, 2019

Ross and Jessie discuss the speech they never got to give at the New Hanover School Board meeting, Jessie's new favorite podcast Long May They Run, the beautiful stretch of time where the Squirrel Nut Zippers were famous, and why they shouldn't remake "The Princess Bride".

Episode 416 - SNL Is Cancelling Comedy Now

Episode 416 - SNL Is Cancelling Comedy Now

September 17, 2019

Ross and Jessie discuss the return from the cruise, how Saturday Night Live fired a new cast member for "racism", the return of Saved By The Bell and Punky Brewster, the new Breaking Bad movie, the Anthony Bourdain estate selling 200 items, and what dead memorabilia you would want.

Episode 415 - Keep Austin Weird

Episode 415 - Keep Austin Weird

September 16, 2019

Ross is joined by special guest Dan Hollaway as they travel to Austin, Texas for a "Bourdain" style show with an eclectic group of Austin artists.

Episode 414 - Get Your Dramamine Ready!

Episode 414 - Get Your Dramamine Ready!

September 12, 2019

Ross and Jessie are live in Houston to discuss the little lady "Jables" who is ready to party on the cruise, why Alyssa Milano sat down with Ted Cruz for a gun debate in Washington, how Will and Grace want to out everyone in Hollywood who gives money to Trump, the return of Billy Bush, and how Elizabeth Warren has supposedly grab the lead in the polls on the eve of the debate.

Episode 413 - Gator In My Jeans

Episode 413 - Gator In My Jeans

September 10, 2019

Ross and Jessie discuss Jabes' fears of going on a cruise finally coming to life, why Ross is one of the best in the business at day drinking, Adele dropping a new album, the Amazing Jonathon documentaries, and Jessie drops an all-time favorite "Crime Corner".

Episode 412 - Don’t Breed Shame Me

Episode 412 - Don’t Breed Shame Me

September 8, 2019

Ross and Jessie discuss can't stop talking about the emotional support horse on the plane, adults who drink Coca Cola past their mid-thirties, how a kid went blind after eating nothing but french fries and Pringles, and Jables is back with one of the craziest "Crime Corners" ever!