Each week comedian Ross Patterson shares his wildly unique views on pop culture, entertainment, and sports as he’s joined by the world’s worst producer Jessie Wiseman. She’s easy on the eyes, but terrible on Google.
Ross Patterson and Jessie Wiseman praise Guy Fieri for getting a star on the Hollywood Walk Of Fame, Ashton Kutcher testifying in a murder trial, why in the hell Apple is releasing a new Ipod, why white women love avocado toast, and how a girl faked her own life story on Instagram as an art piece.
Ross and Jessie discuss the crazy heat wave in the south and Ross' addiction to Gold Bond, the recent cycle of tornados that's crushing the midwest, Ross and Jessie go through a real life "Crime Corner", and the passing of Bill Buckner. Shout out to the Carolina Beach PD!
Ross and Jessie try and figure out what happened to England, Drake going HAM at the Toronto Raptors games, Facebook is going to make a cryptocurrency, Ross poses the question if Julian Assange could be classified as a journalist today, Jables is back with an all new "Crime Corner", and Ross rages on girls who use animal filters on IG.
Ross and Jessie discuss whether or not you feel like you've been a good parent, Jessie discusses her favorite new prison documentary and why should would survive it, Ross chats about his trip to Cleveland and why the revitalization is not happening, and why Joe Rogan currently rules all talk shows.
Ross Patterson sits down with Rant Nation and Dear America host Graham Allen to discuss what it's like to blow up on the internet and not have any money, predictions for the upcoming 2020 Presidential Election, and what it's like to have death threats against you because of your political beliefs.
Ross and Jessie discuss why Jessie should have been a lesbian, the death of Grumpy Cat, why Chip and Joanna Gaines are too cool for J-Lo, Robert Pattinson being cast as the new Batman, and why TMZ is constantly trying to kill Ric Flair.
Ross and Jessie discuss his new Patrick Swayze "Point Break" summer haircut, how a 17 year-old kid from St. Louis broke a massive news story about a presidential candidate, why Burger King is now delivering Whoppers to you in LA traffic, the new Elton John movie, and why Britney Spears' manager doesn't think she should perform ever again.
Ross and Jessie discuss Sweden putting actual beds inside of movie theaters, Kawhi Leonard hitting the Game 7 buzz beater, Kim Kardashian freeing 17 prisoners, and if there is a full time "fun" job.
Ross and Jessie discuss the couple who filmed themselves having sex in a Tesla on autopilot driving down a freeway, why the co-founder of Facebook thinks it needs to be destroyed, Jeff Bezos recently new spaceship to the moon, why penis extensions are a bad idea, and Chris D'Elia on the new Eminem song.
Ross and Jessie discuss babies with old names, the "real 23andMe", why a bunch of rich Silicon Valley dicks invented a water company called Liquid Death, why no one cares about Trump's taxes, and Jessie finally gives in that the Meghan Markle birth was real.
