Ross and Jessie discuss Vince Vaughn in serious movies, how terrible endings to tv shows ruin your life, Johnny Rotten rages against the punk rock homeless now that he's rich, the Empire cast signing a petition to bring back Jussie Smollett, and Jables goes into "Overtime".
Ross and Jessie discuss Starbucks installing needle boxes for heroin users in their restrooms, professions that you don't mess with because they are over it, Ross recounts an entire date in which the girl thought he was the Sugar Ray lead singer, and why Bernie Sanders thinks criminals should be able to vote.
Ross and Jessie discuss Adele getting divorced and the new banger of an album she'll drop, Kanye West bringing everyone to Church for Sunday Service at Coachella, why the American media buried the Sri Lanka suicide bombers story, the the new Ukraine President who is a comedian, and why living in the ocean of Thailand will get you the death penalty.
Ross and Jessie discuss the slow death of an era they never partied in the 1980's, Beyonce's new Netflix documentary and live album from Coachella, the magic of Bret Easton Ellis, the guy who is smashing Jeopardy records, and why Madonna keeps releasing music.
Ross and Jessie discuss the viral city counsel woman "Janice" who playfully had to tell Brad Pitt to stop talking, why the new Disney Plus is app is going to dominate, why China is implanting monkeys with human DNA, and the dirty Trivago Guy getting popped for a DUI.
Ross and Jessie discuss Amazon getting popped for recording people at home via Alexa, the discovery of the black hole, the MIT scientist who thinks this world is a SIM, the arrest of Julian Assange, Jude Law's confidence in his hairline, and why it's always best to marry rich.
Ross and Jessie discuss the book that details Stalin and Russia faking the 1947 Roswell, New Mexico crash, the theory that Iraq needs a dictator, Jables rails on the big Pharma drug conspiracy, then she drops and an new "Crime Corner!"