Ross Patterson Revolution!
Episode 318 - Look At Me Like Lady Gaga

Episode 318 - Look At Me Like Lady Gaga

January 31, 2019

Ross and Jessie discuss Lady Gaga and Bradley Cooper's video going viral singing "Shallow", Howard Schultz running for president as an independent, and how Ray J is STILL making a living off the Kim Kardashian sex tape.

Episode 317 - But I Want A Pelaton!

Episode 317 - But I Want A Pelaton!

January 29, 2019

Ross and Jessie discuss the Pelaton bike craze that's sweeping the white lady nation, the weird people who like the ASMR videos, how the group chat Facetime failed on Iphones, why we hate couples who claim they're "so kooky and wacky" on social media who aren't, the simple joy of Dude Perfect, and Jables is back with an all new "Crime Corner".

Episode 316 - The Little Tiny Cowboy

Episode 316 - The Little Tiny Cowboy

January 27, 2019

Ross and Jessie discuss why you're fooling yourself with various versions of trail mix, CNN magically showing up at Roger Stone's house right before the Feds busted him, why the gym is always packed until the end of January, the government shutdown, and why people with with "little man's complex" always feel the need to flex. 

Episode 314 - I Was Prepared To Suck His D**k

Episode 314 - I Was Prepared To Suck His D**k

January 24, 2019

Ross and Jessie go deep on the new Fyre Fest Doc on Netflix, break down today's Oscar nominations, chat about Democrat Kamala Harris running for President, Ross eats at every BBQ joint in Kansas City, and Jables has an all new "Crime Corner".

Buy Ross' Audiobook On Itunes https://itunes.apple.com/us/audiobook/when-darkness-falls-he-doesnt-catch-it-unabridged/id1435802628

Episode 313 - Take Me To Outback Steakhouse Mom!

Episode 313 - Take Me To Outback Steakhouse Mom!

January 24, 2019

Ross and Jessie discuss why can't just stop by someone's house anymore when you feel like it, Ross brags about his bowling skills, Jessie hates the "Tidying Up" lady, and Jables is back with a magical "Crime Corner".

Get Ross' Book On Itunes https://itunes.apple.com/us/audiobook/when-darkness-falls-he-doesnt-catch-it-unabridged/id1435802628

Episode 312 - But It’s McDonalds!!!

Episode 312 - But It’s McDonalds!!!

January 24, 2019

Ross and Jessie discuss why it is a college kid's dream to have McDonalds and Dominos at the White House, why Ross can't take compliments, why parents can't admit their kids are dicks, and the weird alien ice form that has shown up in a Maine river.

Buy Ross' Audiobook On Itunes https://itunes.apple.com/us/audiobook/when-darkness-falls-he-doesnt-catch-it-unabridged/id1435802628

Episode 315 - No Scrubs… Dude Seriously?

Episode 315 - No Scrubs… Dude Seriously?

January 24, 2019

Ross and Jessie discuss why they don't like to know the stories behind the inspiration for writing songs for famous bands, how Kansas is trying to eliminate day light savings time, the new Ted Bundy documentary, Ross talks about staying in a castle, and why we hate Weezer dropping an album of "all covers" today..

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Episode 311 - Gillette, The WORST A Man Can Get

Episode 311 - Gillette, The WORST A Man Can Get

January 15, 2019

Ross and Jessie discuss when Church people get too close, their hatred for DJ Mad Marge, why Gillette decided to preach to men, and Jables is giving you an all new Crime Corner! 

Episode 310 - It Had To Be Alligator Skin

Episode 310 - It Had To Be Alligator Skin

January 15, 2019

Ross and Jessie talk about a wild record producer that Ross just worked with, the Bryan Cranston controversy over him playing a disabled man, the Wisconsin girl who was found alive after her parents were killed, the new Coming To America sequel with Eddie Murphy, and Ross chats about his recent trip to San Antonio.

Episode 309 - Under the Blades!

Episode 309 - Under the Blades!

January 15, 2019

Ross and Jessie discuss catch phrases that work for other people, but not yourself.  John Legend f-ing up again... and Jables is back with a redeeming "Crime Corner" this time.