Ross Patterson Revolution!
Episode 291 - The 8 Million Dollar Gender Reveal

Episode 291 - The 8 Million Dollar Gender Reveal

November 30, 2018

Ross and Jessie discuss the poor guy who started a brushfire for his child's gender reveal that cost him 8 million dollars, the criminal who tried to light a cop car on fire while still in it, Michael Cohen having to testify for 70 hours, and Jables is back with an all new "Crime Corner"!

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Episode 290 - I Want A CRISPR Baby!

Episode 290 - I Want A CRISPR Baby!

November 28, 2018

Ross and Jessie chat about the Chinese doctor who has successfully genetically altered CRISPR babies, Dwight Howard threatening his trans lover, Ross predicts when the first robot dog will kill a human, and Jables talks about how society might just eventually just to revert back to the 1970's.

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Episode 289 - Can You De-Thanksgiving My Body?

Episode 289 - Can You De-Thanksgiving My Body?

November 26, 2018

Ross and Jessie discuss their dream of opening up a service to take all of the "Thanksgiving" out of your body the day after the holiday, the crazy 7 Overtime game in College Football, why Kevin Costner is the only Robin Hood, the new live action Lion King movie trailer that broke all the records, and why John Legend lip synced at the Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade like a b*tch.

Episode 288 - The Dookie Water Cruise

Episode 288 - The Dookie Water Cruise

November 20, 2018

Ross and Jessie discuss Ellen Pompeo's "those white people" remarks, Ross loses a bet and has to dye his hair to be Steve Prefontaine, Jessie is worried about getting "Sex Traffic'd" as well as being exposed to dookie water on a cruise ship.

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Episode 287 - Maternity Pants For Thanksgiving!

Episode 287 - Maternity Pants For Thanksgiving!

November 19, 2018

Ross and Jessie chat about their favorite eating week of the year, why it sucks being the First Lady, Ross talks about his hatred for Formula One Racing, why they miss the old Steve Carrell and "The Office", and why singers at the Macy's Day parade are worthless.

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Episode 286 - When Sly Met Bruce

Episode 286 - When Sly Met Bruce

November 16, 2018

Ross and Jessie discuss why no one wants to be a juror on the El Chapo trial in NYC right now, when Sly Stallone met Bruce Springsteen backstage after his Broadway show the other night, what age it's not cute to own a bunk bed anymore, and Jables is back with an all new Crime Corner!

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Episode 285 - The Jill Scott Peppercracker

Episode 285 - The Jill Scott Peppercracker

November 14, 2018

Ross and Jessie discuss the sexual technique Jill Scott used on stage last night called "the peppercracker", CNN suing the White House, what happened to Larry from "Perfect Strangers", the California wildfires, and Jessie asks the eternal question of when it became popular for hot white girl singers to perform with rappers?

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Episode 284 - Like They Forgot About Flay

Episode 284 - Like They Forgot About Flay

November 12, 2018

Ross and Jessie discuss fighting around holiday season, why the Cooking Channel can't have Bobby Flay live on Thanksgiving Day, we give our review of "Bohemian Rhapsody", and what the appropriate price per bottle should be to properly hide alcoholism from loved ones. 

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Episode 283 - How Much For One Rib?

Episode 283 - How Much For One Rib?

November 9, 2018

Ross and Jessie discuss Ruth Bader Ginsburg breaking 3 ribs in a fall at her office, CNN's Jim Acosta melting down and shoving a White House staffer, the Beastie Boys new book, and the shooting in California at Borderline.

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Episode 282 - Have You Had The Gumbo???

Episode 282 - Have You Had The Gumbo???

November 7, 2018

Ross and Jessie discuss the midterm election results, the recent craze for New Orleans food, Beto-mania, Ross goes on "Cash Cab" and loses, and Jessie finally goes out boozing again.

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