Ross Patterson Revolution!
Episode 214 - WTF Rosanne???

Episode 214 - WTF Rosanne???

May 30, 2018

Ross and Jessie discuss the cancellation of Rosanne, Game 1 of the Stanley Cup Finals, the remake of "Spawn", and what Lil' Jon does to white people.

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Episode 213 - Poor Andy Dufresne

Episode 213 - Poor Andy Dufresne

May 28, 2018

Ross and Jessie discuss Morgan Freeman's #metoo scandal, why it's hard for people to understand why there are problems at the border, the Han Solo movie bombing, back to back Game 7's, and where it is appropriate to listen to John Legend.

Episode 212 - Flick Of The Wrist

Episode 212 - Flick Of The Wrist

May 25, 2018

Ross is joined by special guest Tyler Cornack from Tiny Cinema to discuss murdering strangers, reverse stalking people on Instagram, the filming of the movie "Butt Boy", the magic of OJ Simpson, and what it's like being addicted to the tv show "Columbo". Are you a Falkan? This is one of the funniest episodes ever.

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Episode 211 - Sh*tty Ticky Tack Charges

Episode 211 - Sh*tty Ticky Tack Charges

May 23, 2018

Ross and Jessie discuss the nightmares of sh*tty customer service for women, Kendrick Lamar race baiting a white woman to come on stage and sing his lyrics, why everything has to be purchased "A La Carte", and the end of Vanity Fair magazine.

Episode 210 - We Could Never Be Royal

Episode 210 - We Could Never Be Royal

May 21, 2018

Ross and Jessie discuss the Royal wedding, Ross going backstage at the Post Malone/21 Savage concert over the weekend, what it's really like going to a nude beach, and Jables is back with an all new "Crime Corner".

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Ross Patterson’s Summer Dix Mix 2018!

Ross Patterson’s Summer Dix Mix 2018!

May 18, 2018

DJ Chris Tarantino turns "At Night She Cries While He Rides His Steed" into the hottest dix mixtape of the summer! Smoke a doink and put your mind into the blender.  Another one!

Download the entire mixtape for free here!

http://person-people.com/mixes/steed-soundtrack/

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Episode 209 - Yanny or Laurel?

Episode 209 - Yanny or Laurel?

May 18, 2018

Ross and Jessie debate Yanny vs Laurel, why we can't be on Naked and Afraid, the confirmation of the first female CIA director, Starbucks new racism claim, and Jables regales us with stories from her time as a barista. 

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Episode 208 - Stood Up At Prom

Episode 208 - Stood Up At Prom

May 16, 2018

Ross and Jessie discuss when Jables got stood up at senior prom, the new sports gambling law enacted in every state, and the death of Lois Lane from Superman.

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Episode 207 - This Is America???

Episode 207 - This Is America???

May 14, 2018

Ross and Jessie discuss the new Donald Glover video "This Is America", the peace meeting between Trump and Kim Jong Un, the fakeness of Taylor Swift, and Ross rages against his hatred for Ticketmaster and why no one can ever get tickets.

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Episode 206 - I’m A HULU Denier

Episode 206 - I’m A HULU Denier

May 11, 2018

Ross and Jessie discuss why Ross refuses to get HULU, why Annette Bening is doing a Marvel movie, and why Ross always gets groped by TSA. 

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